Monday, July 16, 2007

Call in the Replacements...

Dear Fleemco,
Could you please replace my codgy old husband with someone who would like to go out and do something that doesn't involve livestock or our yard? A little culture would do just the trick and then you can send him back.
Thank you sincerely

3 comments:

Max Coutinho said...

LOL LOL LOL very funny! I have an auntie who said exactly the same recently lol!
Cheers!

Anonymous said...

what is this fleemco you speak of, and how do i get one too?

charmingly ardent said...

You simply send like $1.94 to Fleemco and then you can call them anytime you need to replace someone uncool with someone else. Stodgy ole codger husband? Replace him with a dashing, cultured latin lovah... you get the picture.